A-PAC
A weekly radio comedy talk show created, written and produced by Tim Morgan.(Airing yearly with new show September through end of May for the High School College and University audiences)
A-PAC is full of odd news story's, fake commercials, comedy sketch's, wild prediction for the future plus one or more comedy songs per show.
Almost Professional Amateur Comic, it's 28 minutes of WTF every week researched, written and produced by Canadian Comedian Tim Morgan airing on many Campus stations coast to coast across Canada.
A-PAC took the Airways live back on May 15th of 2002 with a one year hiatus from May 31st 2007 through till mid May 2008 then in August of 2009 A-PAC went syndicated across Canada on numerous Campus/Community radio stations. Tim Morgan and his occasional creative staff create and or contribute to the show as an entirely NON Profit production.
Tim’s pipe dream of course is to one day get paid to do A-PAC Professionally…. Keep dreaming Tim.
Visit Tim's Apac on Face Book or e-mail Tim at apac1027@hotmail.com
A-PAC Week of May 14 to 20, 2012 (Last Show of the 2011-2012 Season)
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It is the show to end all shows! Or at least it is a show to end the 2011-2012 Almost Professional Amateur Comic Season.
From a story that asks "To Zap or not to Zap" to the RF's one about a possible White House Assassin to a Russian-cycle.
In the middle of the show another in the long line of all new sponsors that have helped support the 9th season of A-PAC. This one will help you change your appearance and genome in ways you never thought possible or ethical.
In the Second half of A-PAC this week the this day in the future foretells of another great an epic war in our future.
Also Burn Baby BURN a story about an English babe who is hot in more than one way.
Finally AN A-PAC EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with a man who soon should be a new Guinness World Record holder in a totally new category.
A-PAC Week of May 7 to 13, 2012 (CLIP SHOW)
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It's the A-PAC 2011-2012 Clip Show, all of the best stories and elements of the season. It's the look back at the season that was A-PAC's 9th since going on air May 15 of 2002.
Next week is the last of the High school, College and University year and also coincides with A-PAC's 9th anniversary week, so get ready for the last show by first hearing the best of everything that helped make up the 2011 2012 A-PAC season.
A-PAC Week of April 30 to May 6, 2012
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This week did your pet cow bertha and all her friends go to a house party stay too long and freeze to death? Well if you haven't seen her for a while A-PAC might have found her.
In the RF's Judas made another oopsie and a man demands "Return Thy Foreskin!" If you are hearing impaired but love Radio any how then the A-PAC sponsor has something for you. The this day in the future foretells the return of a the original long haired hippy.
In the second half of the show we hear how a whole bunch of guests allegedly stood Tim up this week and finally a story about a guy who is really insistent he wasn't carrying a bomb when he went to catch a flight.
It’s the third to the last episode of A-PAC for the 2011-2012 season so get the few remaining new episodes while their hot and kinda funny…tasting.
A-PAC Week of April 16 to 22, 2012
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This week in the 4th to the last episode of the A-PAC season: Even the President of Alarm Force can get Alarmed sometimes.
The RF's talk about a guy who likes to hide things and Pee plus NO SEX PLEASE! The This day in the future warns of a war amongst TITANs! or something like that. Be sure to listen very closely to this weeks sponsor Tim's financial gain depends on it.
In the second half of the show The Funeral Announcement is back this week and hey need your house cleaned? Well why get a maid when you can get a nude maid.
A-PAC Wk of April 9 to the 15, 2012
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This week BAN THE ICE CREAM TRUCKS!!! or you know, don't. The Rapid Funny's deal with what could end up being a Limp issue in Italy and a new way to attract women in your office through the use of urine. In the second half a Friar gets a gay surprise. The This Day in the Future is very optimistic maybe too optimistic! The A-PAC sponsor has a cure for your slanted view on life. Finally Tim is live on location at Lone Pines Mall for the Return of Inventor Burt Edison.
A-PAC Week of April 2 to 8, 2012
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Back from a week off and A-PAC has a real Bear of a story for you! The RF's deal with a Bad Bat and hey why not take a sneeze break! A fast food joint is the A-PAC sponsor this week and you could say that their food is extra moist. Apparently someone from the movie Hunger Games visited this week and finally want to get out of work well all it will cost you is a foot.
A-PAC Week of March 12th to 18th, 2012
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This week learn how you can take a crap on the go! The Rapid Funny's have a new service instead of U-Haul try U-Cop Also you get the low down on what would truly have been a Kodiak moment.
If you have sensitive teeth the A-PAC sponsor this week may be able to disfigure you, I mean help you.
The This Day In the Future predicts all the fun we'll be having in Future Canadian Elections.
Finally if you're a Dentist be aware of the Dental Assassin!
A-PAC Week of March 5th to 11th, 2012
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I give you the bitterest episode of A-PAC to date :-) This is thanks in part to having a lingering cold and mind altering cold medication. Okay well the middle to second half of the show is really where the bitter starts to kick in :-)
This week a guy who wanted his burger done right so he did it himself, in a Denny's. The RF's have a Mystery Tub and an Australian Lady who used the Pastry Defence. The this day in the future tells of undead hiding in the ranks of a street performers and one political party. The A-PAC sponsor is YOU that's right you the Canadian Public have your say about something. Students graduating soon and looking for work in commercial radio the A-PAC sketch has something for you. Finally when you pick a designated drive make sure he or she isn't actually a designated drunk.
A-PAC Week of February 20 to 26, 2012
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This week it's all about the Heart Attack YUM! Getting Smurfed can really happen as can Herbie the Love bug pulling your ass over. This weeks sponsor is a friend you never want and the this day in the future speaks of a great Time War. The Funeral Announcement is happying up A-PAC this week and a story about a Valentines Bondage Be-Otch plus maybe something special will get PUMPED into this A-PAC episode.
A-PAC is in Re-Runs Next Week but will return the week of March 5th to the 11th with the start of 3 brand new shows in a row!
A-PAC Week of February 13 to 19, 2012
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From Aussie bus drivers who are getting some bling to a woman giving birth in a car thanks to a dum flat foot to a Ski Dum Jesus being evicted from the slopes and much more on
A-PAC in this episode!
Plus the A-PAC sponsor can make your dream of an accident in the Shower finally come true!
A-PAC Week of February 6th to 12th, 2012
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From things you should not tweet before attempting to enter the USA to places you should not click REPLY ALL to in Germany, also some nudity and vandalism in this weeks A-PAC.
Plus you know A-PAC likes to give back to the community so included in this weeks episode are a couple of Public Services.
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With all the trouble Tim had putting this weeks show together you might want to start believing in superstition especially as this is episode 13 of the 2011-2012 A-PAC season.
A-PAC Week of January 23rd to 29th, 2012
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This week whether you’re a cruise ship company or an airline you are not safe from Tim's wrath of ridicule (okay that sounded worse than it really is)
The Rapid Funnies talk about how it is a Man eat dog world and that Friday the 13th black market cow brains go good on pita bread.
The this day in the future predicts that we will have to find something other than cats and dogs to call pets.
It is also time for the first Funeral Announcement of the year.
Plus a Special Bonus RF that got bumped from last weeks show find time and a place in this weeks. Finally if you happen to be in Indonesia ridding a train well stay the hell inside it!!!
A-PAC Week of January 16 to 22, 2012
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This week apparently CSI Las Vegas hasn't been doing their job, the A-PAC Rapid Funnies ask if you can smell something funny and the other RF tells you the tale of some January 4th birthday freaks. The this day in the future has a prediction about an uninspired future super hero. Also Pyramid Schemes and Zombies is there a connection? At the end of the show watch out because at least one Polish citizen is mounting his own mini blitzkrieg... well, kinda.
A-PAC Week of January 9th to 15th, 2012
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In this the first new episode of 2012 the show includes story's about a house guest that over corpesed his welcome, things you really should not eat even on TV and things apparently you should not bring to an airport no matter how tasty they are. Also what happens when the universes odometer rolls over and all you people who used one of those cash stores over the holidays the A-PAC sponsor this week may be of interest to you.
A-PAC Week of December 19th, 2011 to January 1st, 2012 (Annual A-PAC Christmas Special)
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Something is going on up at the North Pole, Christmas for 99 percent of us could be in danger! Will Tim Morgan notice that something is not quit Christmassy?
This years Annual A-PAC Christmas Special is an adventure ride worth throwing up on!!!
A-PAC Wk of December 5th to 11th, 2011
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Something Tim has wanted to do for a while and thanks to a cold which sucked up all his show prep time now he has to do... It's an all Comedy Christmas Music addition of A-PAC. Don't worry though the Annual A-PAC Christmas Special is still on its way in the weeks to come.
A-PAC Week of November 14 to 20, 2011
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Hey are you in the market for a quality used grave??? Tim has a story about where you can find one if you are. Also ever want to shoot your boss? Well re-think that wish and catch the A-PAC Rapid Funnies. The other RF talks about a guy who takes a ride in a trunk. The this day in the future talks about how apps for smart phones are going to go too far and finally a story about a real man and his real death... Or was he a woman with a beard???
A-PAC Week of November 7th to 13th, 2011
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You heard of the James Bond Movie A View to a Kill? Well how a bout a View to a Miss, like 3 misses! Women would you like to advertise your cup size??? Yeah probably not, but there is an A-PAC Rapid Funny that talks about just that.
The second RF is a low blow with a pair of Nasty Plastic Nutz.
The A-PAC sponsor this week is for the youth challenged.
The This Day in The Future gives us the heads up on a future super hero.
A special Bonus Rapid Funny talks about a guy who is NOT so well Hung.
Finally would you rather stay at a Motel 6 or a Motel SICK?